Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Run, Don't Walk, Away From These Love Interests

Hi Friends,

I've been really, really busy and should be doing paperwork but here I am.

Quick Update:

I currently work at a preschool as an OT which is significantly more work than my old job but I greatly enjoy not doing itinerant for a number of reasons.

The drawback of my current job is it's distance from my house. I drive an hour each way, longer when I have to go to the second site.

This means I spend a lot of time listening to the radio and have REALLY listened to the lyrics of some of the songs.

Below are a list of songs that if you meet a love interest that sounds anything like the people singing these songs, run away, very, very far away.


Look, I like the song but if a guy told me this I would run. He sounds like a stalker. Trust me, you won't forget him but you definitely won't miss him. Honestly this is what I picture.


This is a definition clinger song. Yeah, you may find it cute at first but even if you don't get fired for leaving work for extracuriculars or, you know, being on your phone the whole time you're at work, this act is going to get real old, real fast. No one likes a clinger. I don't care how "nice" their pics are. Trust me, I know people. :P


This is a step above clinger. This is codependency. This is unhealthy. Unless you are a narcissist, advise this person to seek help and run away. Get that marriage annulled and run away.

I can't think of any more at the moment though I'm pretty sure the list was longer in my head earlier today. :P

While I have your attention though, I want to share one more musing.

I love this song but I laugh when I think about this. I know that even an XL t-shirt does not cover like Rhett muses unless you're quite short. I'm 5'6" which is about the average woman's height. So yeah, okay.
I also like to entertain myself to imagine the roles reversed and the guy attempting to wear his girlfriends shirt. Nothing x-rated, lol. He has shorts on. I just think that would make for a hilarious video.

Like I said, I spend A LOT of time in the car.

Hope you are all doing well!

Veronica :)

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